Jumpfart: Door-hang Farts

Once the jumpfart has been mastered, there are many other variations or editions to jazz it up a bit.

Door-hang Farts are fairly self-explanatory. While leaping up into a normal jumpfart, grab a doorway or entrance way by the trim and hang while the fart releases. This can be quite tricky, but once mastered, the possibilities are endless. Hang from monkey bars, rafters, or even the basketball hoop (that would be a slam dunk)!

Definition: After-poopy Fart

Very similar to a poopy fart, the after-poopy Fart is safer but usually more potent to the nose.

You might not think it possible, but after a satisfying bowel movement there can still be air trapped on the other side. To be an after-poopy Fart, the fart must come within an hour following deposition, and must smell less like a gassy fart and much more like real fecal matter.

The most common after-poopy fart trait is a deep, loud motor-like rumble and an actual poop smell. One word of caution though: if there is any question that you haven’t finished removing all fecal matter from your system do not push out an after-poopy fart; you might not be finished!

After-poopy farts feel great and smell horrible. Although, staining is not a common after-poopy fart issue, it is still best to avoid jumpfarting until a good amount of gas is back in the system.

Definition: Walking Farts

A walking fart can be anywhere from almost unavoidable to strategically on purpose. As you are walking, each step produces a fart with a break between each step.

Now, to be an actual walking fart you must take at least three steps with three farts separated by the steps. If you can walk four or five steps, that is a superbly successful walking fart.

Walking farts are a great way to diffuse the fart into smaller amounts while simultaneously walking away from the smell. In a store this can alleviate another customer finding out who the culprit was and you will feel better from the release.