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Definition: After-poopy Fart

Very similar to a poopy fart, the after-poopy Fart is safer but usually more potent to the nose.

You might not think it possible, but after a satisfying bowel movement there can still be air trapped on the other side. To be an after-poopy Fart, the fart must come within an hour following deposition, and must smell less like a gassy fart and much more like real fecal matter.

The most common after-poopy fart trait is a deep, loud motor-like rumble and an actual poop smell. One word of caution though: if there is any question that you haven’t finished removing all fecal matter from your system do not push out an after-poopy fart; you might not be finished!

After-poopy farts feel great and smell horrible. Although, staining is not a common after-poopy fart issue, it is still best to avoid jumpfarting until a good amount of gas is back in the system.

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Definition: Poopy Farts

A poopy fart is one that comes very close to the time of fecal matter deposition. It often smells just like poop and can make others worry that you have made a mistake.

Poopy farts have less air flow and volume, but can cause a larger odor. This is not a fart to be tried in jumpfart form as it is just too close to the brink.

A poopy fart is a warning that you should find access to a toilet within a short amount of time. Failure to acknowledge this warning could cause stomach pain or a panic run to find a bathroom.

Note: If someone you are close too farts and it smells like actual poop, politely ask, “Did you poopy fart?” and if they say yes, be a gentleman (or lady) and keep the bathroom free for them for the next half hour or so.

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Definition: Walking Farts

A walking fart can be anywhere from almost unavoidable to strategically on purpose. As you are walking, each step produces a fart with a break between each step.

Now, to be an actual walking fart you must take at least three steps with three farts separated by the steps. If you can walk four or five steps, that is a superbly successful walking fart.

Walking farts are a great way to diffuse the fart into smaller amounts while simultaneously walking away from the smell. In a store this can alleviate another customer finding out who the culprit was and you will feel better from the release.

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