Few have mastered the art of Jumpfarting: leaping gracefully into the air and releasing gas at the precise moment of optimum height and then landing neatly back to ground.
The trick is to time the fart exactly right so that you do not pre-release or release too late. Also, caution must be used lest you over-fart, leading to a streak or stain of the underwear.
Jumpfarting sounds easy, but please practice before showing this trick to any of your friends. Build confidence by practicing until you are comfortable that you won’t misfire.
photo courtesy of gavdana
Posted by Pete Stanky 