Definition: After-poopy Fart

September 1, 2008

Very similar to a poopy fart, the after-poopy Fart is safer but usually more potent to the nose.

You might not think it possible, but after a satisfying bowel movement there can still be air trapped on the other side. To be an after-poopy Fart, the fart must come within an hour following deposition, and must smell less like a gassy fart and much more like real fecal matter.

The most common after-poopy fart trait is a deep, loud motor-like rumble and an actual poop smell. One word of caution though: if there is any question that you haven’t finished removing all fecal matter from your system do not push out an after-poopy fart; you might not be finished!

After-poopy farts feel great and smell horrible. Although, staining is not a common after-poopy fart issue, it is still best to avoid jumpfarting until a good amount of gas is back in the system.