Definition: Poopy Farts

August 20, 2008

A poopy fart is one that comes very close to the time of fecal matter deposition. It often smells just like poop and can make others worry that you have made a mistake.

Poopy farts have less air flow and volume, but can cause a larger odor. This is not a fart to be tried in jumpfart form as it is just too close to the brink.

A poopy fart is a warning that you should find access to a toilet within a short amount of time. Failure to acknowledge this warning could cause stomach pain or a panic run to find a bathroom.

Note: If someone you are close too farts and it smells like actual poop, politely ask, “Did you poopy fart?” and if they say yes, be a gentleman (or lady) and keep the bathroom free for them for the next half hour or so.